Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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