So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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