It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The air taste purple.
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