she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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