had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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