just tell him i said nine months
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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