jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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