"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
