From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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