I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
whose parrot is this?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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