using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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