Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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