You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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