So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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