When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize