the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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