is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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