am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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