i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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