so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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