Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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