so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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