This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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