Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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