Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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