He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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