Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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