Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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