We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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