I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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