They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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