its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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