i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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