didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
high people should be assigned attendants
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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