He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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