I didn't shave. On purpose
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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