Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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