I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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