I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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