He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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