You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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