Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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