If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Its about making memories worth repressing
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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