Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
