It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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