Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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