Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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