Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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