Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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