Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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