well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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