It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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