Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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