she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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