She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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