He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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