dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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