...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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