Dual....:-)
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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