She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
This toilet bowl is my home.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
do nipples grow back?
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