Your tits are I can't wait for
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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